Need A Laugh?

We all need to laugh every once in a while. This week has been a tough one for me and I sure do. Here are some church sign messages that might make you giggle:

Inspirational

• For Hope—Worship with Us; We Have a Real One
• Be a Fountain, Not a Drain
• There’s a Mighty Go in Gospel
• The Mind Grows by Taking in, But the Heart Grows by Giving Out
• God Grades on the Cross, Not the Curve
• If God Had a Refrigerator, Your Picture Would Be on It

Clever

• Come Inside for Free Faith Lift
• God Wants Full Custody, Not Just a Weekend Visit
• Psalms Read Here
• Visitors Welcome—Members Expected
• God: Let’s Meet at My House Before the Game
• Forecast: The Son Will Shine Forever
• A Bible That’s Falling Apart Often Belongs to Someone Who Isn’t

Thought Provoking

• Character Is How You Treat Those Who Can Do Nothing for You
• Practice Makes Perfect; Be Careful What You Practice
• Every Home Is a School. What Do You Teach?
• If You Don’t Like the Way You Were Born, Try Being Born Again
• God: About My Book; There Will Be a Test
• Never Put a Question Mark Where God Puts a Period

Funny

• Sunday’s Sermon: The Reality of Hell; Come Early and Hear Our Choir
• Don’t Give Up; Moses Was Once a Basket Case
• When It Comes to Giving, Some People Stop at Nothing
• Tithe If You Love Jesus; Anyone Can Honk
• Blessed Are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

Hope you enjoyed them!

Onward and Upward!